Oh the Imagery in my head

so i read this absurd link on LARK NEWS today....i have a great idea for a really stupid drama that would be really cheesy and stink of "right wing activist" but could be pretty funny

SANTA MONICA — Factions from rival demon groups representing Hollywood and inner-city gangs clashed over territory Tuesday, with both sides sustaining heavy losses. "We have been lusting after this ground for years," said a salivating Sielfengor, he-devil of outer darkness, from his lair in Compton. He commands the legions that have been credited with inspiring much of the city's deadly gang activity. "These fairy Tinseltown demons have no clue how to wreak real havoc. Sielfengor's time has come." The street war broke out after midnight and left thirty demons in tatters, sulfur curling up from their nostrils and wounds a la a Frank Peretti novel. Observers say the Hollywood group took the brunt of the encounter and came close to losing their hold. On the west side of town, they regrouped and considered their strategy. "This simply cannot, cannot stand," said Liefenstall, gay demon of the Underworld, whose recent successes in the entertainment industry, Supreme Court and several state legislatures have made him a ghoul to watch in hell's political order. Demons of sensuality and selfish pride hissed their agreement. "I can't remember the last time one demon unit attacked another. It's sheer hubris." Satan's own security forces intervened late in the action, implicating several demons and sending them to early banishment. Others were placed on probation and threatened with additional millennia of unbearable torture.